officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via troyesivan)


Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.


buttercreamdicks:

Harry wearing a Saint Laurent blazer from the Menswear Fall/Winter 2015 collection (Not available yet)

HARRY STYLES IS SO RICH HE WEARS COATS FROM THE FUTURE

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poolharry:

this is such a disgustingly rich thing to do

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like im just going to toss my croquet mallet away after playing a game of the Rich People sport with no regard for where it lands i dont care if someone dies

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like where are u going oh look some fuckin caviar or exotically prepared eggs and some superfoods or maybe hes been lured away with more money 

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*alex turner voice* invoice me for the mallet if you need to

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Previously on Jay's wedding...

Harry: *catches Jay's boquet*
Harry: guess I'm getting married next
Harry: just to let you know Niall I've already planned our wedding
Liam: what
Louis: what
Jay: what
Dan: what
Lou: what
Eleanor: what
Sophia: what
Everyone else: what
Niall: but you haven't proposed yet
Harry: oh...
Harry: surprise..?
Niall: ...
Niall: you know, I'm starting to question your sanity Harry and jesUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST CHILL BRO, CHILL


mistressofthefags:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thank u for ur contribution

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