Read gay smut with a straight face. Write hetero fics for a living.
|Twitter: @NandosGoddess| I'm Niall!centric ♥♥♥ BEHOLD SMUT! \(^_^)/
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
this is such a disgustingly rich thing to do
like im just going to toss my croquet mallet away after playing a game of the Rich People sport with no regard for where it lands i dont care if someone dies
like where are u going oh look some fuckin caviar or exotically prepared eggs and some superfoods or maybe hes been lured away with more money
*alex turner voice* invoice me for the mallet if you need to
|Harry:||*catches Jay's boquet*|
|Harry:||guess I'm getting married next|
|Harry:||just to let you know Niall I've already planned our wedding|
|Niall:||but you haven't proposed yet|
|Niall:||you know, I'm starting to question your sanity Harry and jesUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST CHILL BRO, CHILL|